"Business One-Liners 115" joke

Government’s Law: There is an exception to all laws.
Grabel’s Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
Gray’s Law of Programming: ‘n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as ‘n’ tasks.
Green’s Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Greener’s Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Gummidges’s Law: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.

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