"Better Lighting" joke

An officer noticed a blonde woman who was down on her knees under a streetlight. Approaching her, he asked, "May I help you?"
"I dropped my diamond engagement ring and I'm looking for it, Officer," she replied.
"Did you drop it right here?" he asked.
"Well, no," she answered, "I dropped it a block or so away, but the lighting is much better here."

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