"Badly Sunburned" joke

A man, vacationing on a small Caribbean island, settled down on the beach for a day of sunbathing. He unintentionally fell asleep and when he awoke several hours later, he noticed that his legs were badly sunburned. Hardly able to stand the pain, he went to see a doctor.
After examining the man's legs, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but since this is only a small village clinic, I really don't have very much to help you. However, try this," and he gives the man one Viagra tablet.
"Doctor, I have an acute sunburn," the man said, "what is a Viagra tablet going to do?"
"Nothing at all for the sunburn," replied the doctor, "but it will help to keep the sheets off of your legs tonight."

Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...

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