"Antarctica Riddles" joke
Q: What did the sea say to the iceber
A: Nothing, it just wave
Q: Where do penguins go to danc
A: At the snow bal
Q: Why did the penguin cross the roa
A: To go with the flo
Q: What do penguins eat for lunc
A: Ice burg-er
Q: How do penguins drin
A: Out of beak-er
Q: What's a penguin's favorite sala
A: Iceberg lettuc
Q: Who's the penguin's favorite Aun
A: Aunt-arctic
Q: Who's the head of the penguin the nav
A: Admiral Byr
Q: How does a penguin make pancake
A: With its flipper
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligato
A: I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow ti
Q: Why are penguins good race driver
A: Because they're always in the pole positio
Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinne
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fello
This one's a North Pole Jok
Q: What do you call a gigantic polar bea
A: Nothing, you just run away!
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