"An old man walks into a church..." joke

An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession.
The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says:"Forgive me father, for I have sinned"
The priest says: "Tell me, my son...."
The old man explains: "I am 80 years old, and I have recently started a relationship with a woman of 25. She is absolutely gorgeous, and we have been having unbelievable sex 3 or 4 times a day, every day...I can almost not catch my breath...it's a mind-blowing experience"
The priest then asks: "How long has this relationship been going on?"
The old man replies: "About 2 months..."
The priest then asks: "When was the first time that you confessed this relationship?"
The old man replies:"Today"
The priest asks:"Why is this the first time?"
The old man explains:"Actually this is my first ever confession"...
The priests (naturally) asks: "Why?"
The old man explains: "Well, actually, I'm Jewish..."
The priest is exasperated..."In that case, why are you telling me...???!"
The old man explains...
"I'm telling EVERYBODY... !!!"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy more...

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"

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These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were
shipwrecked on a desert island. The German found this smokey bottle.
So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther
(the German was a really nice guy). Well, low and behold, a more...

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