"A Cocktail Party" joke

Two men met at a cocktail party, and as they stood talking, one glanced across the room and remarked, "Get a load of that ugly woman over there, with a nose like a pomegranate and what looks to be a fifty-five-inch waistline!"

"That's my wife," said the other man.

"Oh, Fin sorry," said the first man.

"You're sorry?!!"

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