Professor Henry Gates Jokes

President Barack Obama, Cambridge Police Department Sgt. James Crowley and Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. walk into the White House bar. The bartender asks them what they'll have. Obama says, "I'll have a dialogue about race in America," Sgt. Crowley says, "I'll have an Irish coffee" and Professor Gates says, "I'll have a hissy fit."

Guarded transcripts of the White House "Beer Summit" were leaked this morning.
Reports indicate that after three beers, President Obama, Professor Gates and Sergeant Crowley found common ground by sharing Jewish jokes.