Nelly Jokes

Old Nelly was having a horrible time with constipation, so she went to her doctor to see what could be done about it.
"It's agony," she told him. "My bowels haven't moved in over a week."
"Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Certainly," Nelly replied. "I sit in the bathroom for half an hour each morning and each night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Of course," said Nelly, "I take a book!"

A salesman is driving down a country road one day when his car broke down. There was a farm near by, so he went up to ask for some help. The farmer suggested that his daughter, Nelly, could give him a ride into town to get the necessary parts for his car. Nelly was an innocent girl, the epitome of virginal beauty.

Nelly and the salesman were on their way into town when he convinced her to pull over to the side of the road to enlighten her about the facts of life. They had some down and dirty sex all over the car, and then went into town to get the car parts. By the time they got into town, the auto store was closed, so they had to return to the farm. The farmer allowed the salesman to spend the night in the barn and get his car fixed in the morning.

The next morning the salesman went up to the farmhouse to get Nelly so she could give him a ride into town. Nelly was gone, however, and her sister Venus opened the door. Venus was very unlike Nelly. She was sexy, more...