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    A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track.

    The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed. Or would you rather let the train go its way?

    Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make..

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    Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, I guess. Exactly, to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would more...

    A letter to the editor of the Columbia (University) Daily Spectator:
    "We strongly object to this misrepresentation of the rally and
    further, we take issue with the word 'minority.' In our
    opinion, and that of many others, 'minority' is a derogatory
    term that connotes inferiority and wrongly identifies people
    of color as a sub-unit within this society."
    How about "differently-numbered?"

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