Likea Jokes

Venanzio and Lorenzo were sitting on a bench in a New York park.
"Hey," said Venanzio, "do you likea biga fat woman with a longa straggley hair?"
"No, I'ma no likea dat" replied Lorenzo.
"Den, you likea da woman with a garlic comin' from her mouth alla da time?" inquired Venanzio.
"Nope, I'ma no like dat kinda either!" said Lorenzo.
"You musta likea da woman with a big, thicka hips anna varicose veins, no?" asks Venanzio.
"Notta me!" answered Lorenzo.
"Den whya you keepa screwin' my wife?" Venanzio asked.