Kaise Jokes / Recent Jokes

Judge: Is criminal ke dono kaan kat do.
Criminal: Nahi mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Bewakoof kaan katne se andha kaise hongeā€
Criminal: Phir mai chasma kaise pehnunga?

TEACHER:- TUM BATA SAKTE HO TITANIC KAISE DUBA? STUDENT:- DUBUK, DUBUK BUDUK BUDUK BUDUK BUDUK GULUM GULU GULU GULU PUCHIK! BUD BUD. AUR DUB GAYA.