Hansa Jokes

It was a musical program on Hiru FM. Two famous sinhala songs were on top of the chart and it was the chance of a listener to select the winning song.
The caller was Nimal, from Mahara. The announcer asked the caller, "Haa Nimal dan kiyanda balanda oya wedipurama kemathi Samithage' Rana Hansa Yuwalatada' ehema nathnam Shashika Nisansalage' Thol pethi witharakda' kiyala.
And the listener started giggling while saying
"Hmmm samithage rana hansa yuwalata thamai mama wediyenma kemathi, habai shashikage thol pethith naraka naha!", and the program quickly switched to a commercial break. ...: -

Hansa And Praful Were Husband And Wives. Hansa Was Overweight. Praful Remembering His Old Days Said When For First Time I Went
To Saw Hansa She Was So Slim That She Was Like A Pencil. And 2 Days Before When She Stood Up On Railway Weight Machine The
Nessage Came, Please Come One By One And Check Your Weight