Gynocologist Jokes

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    Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
    A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

    A beautiful, voluptous woman goes to see a gynocologist. The doctor
    takes one good look at this woman and his professioalism is a thing of
    the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he
    begins to stroke her tigh. As he does he says to the woman:
    "Do you know what I`m doing? " "Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any
    abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor.
    He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing know",
    he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast
    cancer." "That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds
    to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m
    doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."

    What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?
    I'm bushed!

    What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home? I'm Bushed!

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