Cross Jokes / Recent Jokes
A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf’s been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!
Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.
Famous Peoples' Conjectures
On Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
Walt Whitman: To cluck the song of itself.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored)
reason.
John Paul Jones: It has not yet begun to cross!
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
William Shakespeare: I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a
hundred-line soliloquy without much ado.
Thomas Paine: Out of common sense.
TS Eliot: Weialala leia / Wallala leialala.
Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an
uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we
needed the eggs.
Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter more...
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout? Monkfish!
What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena? I dont know but Ill join in if it laughs!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden!