Cross Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty crosserSent by Corey
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I dont know but its a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Why did the Blonde cross the road? Who cares, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen!
Why did the women cross the road?
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!