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Yo mama


Yo mama so fat that when she went to bungee jump she went down where the devil at.

Zeke and Zeb decided to build a Bungee Jumping tower in Mexico to see if it would make them some money. After they got it set up, they noticed that the crowds gathered around but nobody was buying tickets. Zeke said to Zeb, "Maybe you should demonstrate it to them so they get the idea." After Zeb was strapped on he jumped and fell almost to the ground before springing back. As he came back up Zeke noticed that Zeb's clothes were torn and wondered what that was all about. Zeb went down again and this time when he came back up Zeke noticed that he was bleeding. Zeke thought, "Wow, what's going on here." Zeb went down a third time and this time when he came back up Zeke noticed that he had blood, contusions and cuts all over his body. Zeke pulled Zeb in and said, "Zeb, what happened?" Zeb groaned, "I don't know, but what's a pinata?

Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says
> > > to the second "You know, we can make a lot of money
> > > running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico." The
> > > second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool
> > > their money and buy everything they'll need-a tower, an
> > > elastic cord, insurance, etc. So, they travel to Mexico
> > > and begin to set up on the square. As they are
> > > constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.
> > > Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work.
> > >
> > > The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord,
> > > but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that
> > > he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the
> > > second guy isn't able to catch him, he falls again,
> > > bounces and comes back up again. This time he is
> > > bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him.
> > > The more...

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

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Yo Mama is so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!