Shhhhhhhh! - Heaven Jokes. Shhhhhhhh! - Heaven Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about Heaven, the Pearly Gates, St. Peter, eternity, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Denomination?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Anoth