The Gift - Christmas Jokes. The Gift - Christmas Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about Christmas, Christmas trees, Santa, gifts, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas," little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got." "That's great," said his uncle