Jeff Mac: Re-Released Into the Wild | Jeff Mac | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - I was in a relationship for like eight-and-a-half years, and then I was re-released into the wild not too long ago. So, my internal How To Read a Woman Manual has like a drawing of Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower on the cover, holding hands in a rumble seat and sipping sodas and strangling communists. And Im just waiting until I can unzip my pants and find a family of raccoons living down there.