Name the Capital - Blondes Jokes. Name the Capital - Blondes Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about blondes with my apologies to blondes everywhere. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks