Dane Cook: An Ass Backwards Approach | Dane Cook | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - Theres only really been one time in my life that -- and it was recently and it actually was with a waitress -- she froze my brain. It was really interesting how she did this. She froze my brain. Ive never eaten at this restaurant before and she asked me a question that was impossible for me to answer. It was almost a riddle. And it was so simple, Ive never eaten there. I didnt look at the menu because I knew what I wanted. I knew I wanted a turkey club sandwich. And I like three thin