Ted Alexandro: The Jackson Family | Ted Alexandro | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - I think the Jackson family works for the government, thats my new theory. I think every time the government needs a distraction, they call up the Jacksons. Yeah, hello, Janet? Were gonna need you to whip out a titty at the Super Bowl. Yeah, and tell Michael to schedule a sleepover ASAP. Operation Beat It is in effect.