Shouts & Murmurs: My Mega Millions : The New Yorker. SHOUTS & MURMURS about what the author will do with his Mega Millions jackpot winnings. I’ll give the wife a crack at keeping her position, with cosmetic surgery upgrades. Try to get George Clooney’s hair and a heart transplant, just as a precaution. Keep the old house as a centerpiece in…