Etiquette - Rednecks Jokes. Etiquette - Rednecks Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about rednecks, mountain living, the simple life, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys 2. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman'