Food Shortage - Travel Jokes. Food Shortage - Travel Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, clean jokes about travel, hotels, driving tips, flying, airplanes, road rules, airports, and luggage. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. An attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced: "I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners." When the passengers' muttering had died down, she con