Obviously, She Never Flossed | whatever | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a woman sidles up next to him. Youre cute, says the woman, do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex? You bet! exclaims the hillbilly, But I have to tell you, Im a virgin. Ive always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs, and sometimes they bite. Dont worry, the woman says, and the two head back to her place, where she strips and shows the hillbilly her private parts. Now, doe