Beating The Odds - Pilots Jokes. Beating The Odds - Pilots Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about pilots, airports, flying, parachutes, skydiving, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it