Grapes - Blondes Jokes. Grapes - Blondes Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about blondes with my apologies to blondes everywhere. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A blonde walks into a store and says to the store keeper, "Do you have any grapes?" The store keeper replies, "No, I don't." So the blonde leaves. She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"