The Weigh Scale - Mothers Jokes. The Weigh Scale - Mothers Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about mothers, kids, husbands, wives, marriage, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. Two kids went into their parents bathroom and noticed the weigh scale in the corner. "Whatever you do," cautioned one youngster to the other, "Don't step on it!" "Why not?" asked the sibling. "