Time and Eternity - God Jokes. Time and Eternity - God Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about God, faith, eternity, heaven, justice, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God", he said, "how long is a million years?" God answered, "In my frame