Eddie Gossling: Getting Fired | Eddie Gossling | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - If I ever have to get another job, and I know I have to get fired that day, that day Im going to go to work with a pocketful of glitter. And when my boss fires me, Im going to be like, Oh, Im sorry it didnt work out. Glitter? And Im going to throw it right in his face because you ever try to get glitter off before?