The Verdict - Crime Jokes. The Verdict - Crime Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about cops, criminals, robbers, speeding, the law, jail, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?" "Yes, we have, your honor," The forem