Asking For Directions - Miscellaneous Jokes. Asking For Directions - Miscellaneous Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about work, home, and life in general. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Franca