Family Honor | sex | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but dont do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but dont let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but dont do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but dont do it. If you do any of these things, youll disgrace your family.” The girl said she understood and went on her date. The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting f