Paid in Full - Death Jokes. Paid in Full - Death Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humo about death, funerals, wills, life after death, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A old businessman was on his deathbed, and called for his friend to come to his side. "Bill," he said weakly, "I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated." "Yes, my friend, I