POOF - Blondes Jokes. POOF - Blondes Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about blondes with my apologies to blondes everywhere. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies' Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly