Potato Jokes. Potato Joke 01 How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad. Potato Joke 02 What do you call a baby potato? A small fry! Potato Joke 03 What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up. Potato Joke 04 What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It’s mashing! [...], Thousands of really hilarious jokes