Engine Loss - Pilots Jokes. Engine Loss - Pilots Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about pilots, airports, flying, parachutes, skydiving, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left&quo