Crowd Control - Cops Jokes. Crowd Control - Cops Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about cops, criminals, speeding, judges, the law, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small