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... job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" " ...
... job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" " ...
... To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants". Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan...and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked: Your boss is always yelling ...
... have you all figured out... MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. SALES: Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree" ...
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea." Clairol introduced the " ...
This just in to the Newsdesk...A brand new study has revealed that fecal bacteria was found in almost 50% of soda fountains...I can just see the marketing angle now..."Try the New Dr. Pooper, Diet CaCa Cola and the Mountain Poo." (And where do those carbonated bubbles come from anyway?) Make mine a Root Beer Float (er.) It certainly gives new meaning to Squirt.
... a point of exhaustion and the marketing guys were in a cold sweat of terror. We’re praying that you’ll find it more functional than, say, a computer virus and that its operation has some resemblance to that specified in the marketing copy. 1. 1: We fixed all the killer bugs … 1. 2: Uh, we introduced a few new bugs fixing the killer bugs and so we had to fix ...
... Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Last year, many women upgraded their BOYFRIEND 3.1 to BOYFRIEND PLUS 1.0 (marketing name: FIANCE 1.0) and then further upgraded FIANCE 1.0 to HUSBAND 1.0. They found that 1.0 is a memory hogger and incompatible to many other programs in their lives. HUSBAND 1.0 includes plug-ins such as MOTHER-IN-LAW ...
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiance 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger: has taken up all his space. Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything and seems to conflict/interfere with other tasks ...