"Yo' Mamas so short...!" joke
she looks up to EVERYONE
she does IT with your sister's Ken doll
she could bungee jump off my shoelaces
she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb
she goes swimming in a bottle cap
she scuba dives in the fish bowl
she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
she takes an elevator to get up to bed
she could handglide on a dorito chip
you can see her feet on her driver licence picture.
she could ride on the back of a roach, and her legs would still dangle
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