"Whats the difference between a pet poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?" joke
Whats the difference between a pet poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?
You let the pit bull finish.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?
A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!
Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...