"Similarities and Differences" joke

What is the similarity between girls and tea?
They are both hot and with milk.
What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathroom?
The girl in church has a soul full with hope and the girl in the bathroom has a hole full with soap.
What is the difference between the sky and the skirt?
The sky covers the whole universe and the skirt covers the universal hole.

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