Humor Hotlines - Humor Hotlines, Drunk Dial Hotline, Call to Confess, Funny Voicemails. Humor Hotlines presents the Drunk Dial Hotline! A funny voicemail to call when you are drunk or trick your friends into calling when they are drunk. Brought to you by the makers of the Original Rejection Hotline. Also find funny voicemails, political jokes, Comedy Calls, Santa Hotline, and much more. Humor Hotlines has lots of jokes and funny recordings for you to call.