Don't Do Unto Others | whatever | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee shop and sees Jesus sitting in the corner reading the paper. He tells the waitress, Please send Jesus a cup of coffee, on me. So the waitress takes Jesus a cup of coffee. Then an Arabic man with arthritis walks into the coffee shop and sees Jesus sitting in the corner. He says to the waitress Send Jesus a muffin, on me. So the waitress sends Jesus a muffin. Finally an American man in a wheelchair rolls into the coffee shop and sees