A Sure Cure - Church Jokes. A Sure Cure - Church Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about church, ministers, pastors, sermons, faith, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to s