Amish Jokes and Humor. Amish Joke 01 Sign behind an Amish carriage: “Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!” Amish Joke 02 You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on [...], Thousands of really hilarious jokes