Tom Papa: Pet People | Tom Papa | Jokes.com. Jokes.com - Pet people have lost their minds. They used to be a nice part of society. Now, they get right in your face. If you dont like pets, they act like youre a monster. You dont like pets? Youre so mean. Really, Im mean? Im not the one keeping a wild animal hostage in my apartment. He loves me. Really? Open the door.