Politician and the Butter - Politics Jokes. Politician and the Butter - Politics Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about politics, politicians, presidents, Clinton, Bush, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. A Senator is in a restaurant and the waiter brings over the rolls, but no butter. "May I have some butter, please?" The waiter gives a slight nod and wanders off. Ten minutes later, still no butter.