Last Meal - Death Jokes. Last Meal - Death Jokes. Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humo about death, funerals, wills, life after death, and more. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes, good clean jokes, and family safe jokes and religious humor. Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. "Give me some good Fr